[BITList] The ZIPPER..

[Ronald Thomas]

                                THE BUS AND THE ZIPPER 



                                In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was 
                                waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus 
                                stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that 
                                her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height 
                                of the first step of the bus. 

                                Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, 
                                she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that 
                                this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. 






                                Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. 
                                So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her 

                                to unzip her skirt a little more. For the second time, 
                                attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, 

                                she could not raise her leg. With little smile to the driver, 

                                she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to 
                                make the step. 



                                About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her 
                                picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the 
                                step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, 



                                "How dare you touch my body! 

                                I don't even know who you are!' 





                                The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would 
                                agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, 

                                I kinda figured we was friends." 
                                 
                                 
                                 
                                 
                                 


                                  
                                 
                             

                                 
                                 
                             


                          


                             
                             
                       

                             
                             
                             
                       


                   


                 

                 
           

                 
                 
           




     

           
           
     



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