[BITList] Fw: An Irish Farmer

[John Davison]

Internal Revenue determined he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent 
an investigator out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them!", demanded the 
investigator.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm handwho's been with me for three 
years.  I pay him 200 aweek plus free room and board.
"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her150 per week plus free room 
and board."

"Then there's the halfwit.  He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% 
of all the work around here.  He makes about 10 a week.  He pays his ownroom and 
board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night.  He also sleeps 
with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to...the halfwit!" saidthe agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer.
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