[BITList] TEXTING for Seniors

[John Feltham]

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> Hi there All  !! -- this just in and had to share with " everybody "  !!    
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> You know the kids have codes...like BFF, WTF, LOL etc. 
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> So here are some codes for the seniors:
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> ATD - At the Doctor's
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> BFF - Best Friends Funeral
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> BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
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> CBM - Covered by Medicare
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> CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
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> DWI - Driving While Incontinent
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> FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
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> FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
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> FYI - Found Your Insulin
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> GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
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> GHA - Got Heartburn Again
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> HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
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> IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
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> LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
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> OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
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> OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
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> ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
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> TTYL - Talk to You Louder
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> WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
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> WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
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> WTP - Where's the Prunes
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> WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
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> GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kickin in!
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> PJSP....HCCTP-PJ STILL PISSED HE CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE LOL 
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