[BITList] Things Got You Down?

[franka]

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                    *Feeling Unappreciated?? *



                    *The next time you feel nobody loves you, *

                    * no one cares, or no one ever notices you, *

                    * think of this guy: *







                    *Things Got Ya Down?  Well Then, Consider These . . .. *

                    In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always
                    died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about
                    11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition.
                    This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it
                    had something to do with the super natural.

                      No one could solve the mystery as to why the
                    deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a
                    worldwide team of experts was assembled to
                    investigate the cause of the incidents. The next 
                    Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of
                    the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the
                    ward to see for themselves what the terrible
                    phenomenon was  all about.  Some were holding wooden
                    crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to
                    ward off the evil spirits.  Just when the
                    clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson , the part-time
                    Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the
                    life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.



                    *Still Having a Bad  Day?*

                    The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
                    Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At
                    a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
                    saved animals were being released back into the
                      wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A
                    minute later, in full  view, a killer whale ate them
                    both.



                    *Still think you are having a Bad Day?*

                    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
                    shaking frantically, almost in a dancing  frenzy,
                    with some kind of wire running from his waist
                    towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him
                    away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a
                    handy plank  of wood, breaking his arm in
                    two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
                    listening to his Walkman.



                    *Are Ya OK Now? -  No?*

                    Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty

                           of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn ,
                    Germany .    Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke
                    loose and escaped through a broken fence,
                      stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were
                    trampled to death.



                    *What? STILL having a Bad Day?*

                    Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough
                    postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return
                    to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was
                    the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits. God is
                    good!



                    *There now, Feeling Better?*


	







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