[BITList] Clocks.............

[franka]

A * man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly 
Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.*

*He asked, 'What are all those clocks for?' *

*St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been 
on earth has a Lie-Clock. *

*Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.' *

*'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?' *

*'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter.  'The hands have never 
moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' *

*'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' *

*St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.  The hands have 
moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire 
life.' *

*'Where's Julia Gillard's clock?' asked the man. *

*St Peter replied, 'Jesus has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling 
fan.'*




	

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