[BITList] only from a Farm Kid...

[COLIN TAYLOR]

> Subject: ...only from a Farm Kid...
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> When you're from the country ~ your perception is a little different.. 
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> A Kansas farmer in his pickup drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door. 
> A boy, about 9, opened the door 
> "Is your Dad home?"   
> "No sir, he isn't; he went to town."  
> "Well, is your Mother here?" 
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> "No sir, she went to town with Dad." 
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> "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"   
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> "No sir, he went with Mom and Dad." 
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> The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself. 
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> "Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message." 
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> "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."' 
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> The boy thought for a moment. 
> "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard." 
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COLIN TAYLOR
x50type at cox.net



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