[BITList] The Lone Ranger's Last Request

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        *The Lone
        Ranger's Last Request*

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        **The****Lone Ranger was ambushed and****captured****by an
        enemy Indian War Party.*

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    *The Indian Chief proclaims,*

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    <http://www.old-picture.com/indians/Sitting-Bear.htm>

    *"So,  YOU’RE the great Lone Ranger" ...*

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    *"In honour of the Harvest Festival,*

    *YOU will be executed in three days."*


    *    "Before I kill you, I grant you three requests"**

    **"What is your FIRST request ???'*

    *The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."*

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    *The Chief nods and Silver is brought before
    the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver's
    ear, and the horse gallops away.

    Later that evening,  Silver returns with****a
    beautiful blonde woman on  his back.*

    *As the****Indian Chief watches,****the
    blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent****and
    spends the night.*

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    **The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. **

    **"You have a very fine and loyal horse",*

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    *"But I will still kill you in two days."*

    *"What is your SECOND request???"

    **The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.*

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    *Silver is brought to him, and he
    again whispers in the horse's ear.

    As before,  Silver takes off and*

    *disappears over the horizon. *

    *Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns,*

    *this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde.*

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    *She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.*


    *The following morning the Indian Chief****is****again impressed.*

    *"You****are indeed a man of many talents,"*

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    <http://www.old-picture.com/indians/Sitting-Bear.htm>

    *"But I will still kill you tomorrow."*

    *"What is your LAST request ???"*

    *The Lone Ranger responds,*

    *"I'd like to speak to my horse ....  alone."

    The Chief is curious, but he agrees,*

    *and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.*

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    *Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,*

    *Looks him square in the eye and says,*

    *Listen Very Carefully !!!!*

    *FOR...
    THE... LAST... TIME...**I SAID ...*

    *'BRING**POSSE
    not PUSSY'*





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