[BITList] Amish elevator

[franka]

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were 
amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,  
silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.




The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never 
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'




While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old  
lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a  
button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a  small 
room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small 
numbers above the walls light up sequentially.




They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then the 
numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond 
stepped out.








The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his 
son.....

'Go get your Mother'









-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20110314/8080b761/attachment-0001.shtml 
-------------- next part --------------
A non-text attachment was scrubbed...
Name: not available
Type: image/jpeg
Size: 6378 bytes
Desc: not available
Url : http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20110314/8080b761/attachment-0005.jpe 
-------------- next part --------------
A non-text attachment was scrubbed...
Name: not available
Type: image/jpeg
Size: 10192 bytes
Desc: not available
Url : http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20110314/8080b761/attachment-0006.jpe 
-------------- next part --------------
A non-text attachment was scrubbed...
Name: not available
Type: image/jpeg
Size: 9385 bytes
Desc: not available
Url : http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20110314/8080b761/attachment-0007.jpe 
-------------- next part --------------
A non-text attachment was scrubbed...
Name: not available
Type: image/jpeg
Size: 19548 bytes
Desc: not available
Url : http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20110314/8080b761/attachment-0008.jpe 
-------------- next part --------------
A non-text attachment was scrubbed...
Name: not available
Type: image/jpeg
Size: 39009 bytes
Desc: not available
Url : http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20110314/8080b761/attachment-0009.jpe