[BITList] Alcohol Labelling

[franka]

    *This should be taken seriously!!!*


    *_
    Alcohol Labels Just Like Cigarettes_**

    Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that
    the following**
    warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
    containers:**

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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering**
    what the hell happened to your bra and panties.**
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    **
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you**
    are whispering when you are not.**
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    **
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing**
    like a retard.**
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your**
    friends over and over again that you love them.**
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    **
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you**
    can sing.**
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-**
    lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
    morning.**
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    **
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can**
    logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.**
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that**
    you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.**
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think**
    people are laughing WITH you.**
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.**
    **
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in**
    getting your ass kicked..**
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    WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan**
    tpye reel Gode.**
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    Pass this to all your friends if you feel they may be in danger.*













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