[BITList] DIVORCE versus MURDER

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    _DIVORCE versus MURDER_

    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up
    to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I’d
    like to buy some cyanide."

    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

    The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained,
    "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband,
    that's  against the law? I'll lose my licence!
    They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will
    happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
    husband in  bed with the pharmacist's wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me
    you had a prescription."


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