[BITList] Seven Kinds Of Sex...

[FS]

    The 1st kind of sex is called .. Smurf Sex.
    This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both
    have sex until you are
      blue in the face.

    The 2nd kind of sex is called .. Kitchen Sex.
    This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and
    you are so needy you will have
    Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

    The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
    This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your
    sex has gotten routine and you
      usually have sex only in your bedroom.

    The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
    This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you
    pass each other in the hallway
    you both say ... 'F**k You.'

    The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.
    Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun
    at night. (Very Popular)

    The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.
    This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more.
    She/he takes you to court and screws
    you in front of everyone.

    And . Last ... But not least ..

    The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
    You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

    PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.

    I have enough problems of my own !!!






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