[BITList] Life from the seat of a tractor...
franka
franka at iinet.net.au
Tue Jun 21 09:26:13 BST 2011
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>> *The last quote fits everyone ... I don't care who
>> you****are*
>> *
>> *
>> */ Farmer's Advice/*
>>
>> �Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and
>> bull-strong.�
>>
>> �Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.�
>>
>> �Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.�
>>
>> �A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere
>> tractor.�
>>
>> �Words that soak into your ears are whispered�....not
>> yelled.�
>>
>> �Meanness don't just happen overnight.�
>>
>> �Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.�
>>
>> �Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.�
>>
>> �It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.�
>>
>> �You cannot unsay a cruel word.�
>>
>> �Every path has a few puddles.�
>>
>> �When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.�
>>
>> �The best sermons are lived, not preached.�
>>
>> �Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't never gonna
>> happen anyway.�
>>
>> �Don't judge folks by their relatives. �
>>
>> �Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.�
>>
>> �Live a good and honorable life, then when you get older
>> and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.�
>>
>> �Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you
>> none.�
>>
>> �Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.�
>>
>> �If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is
>> stop diggin'.�
>>
>> �Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
>>
>> �The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to
>> deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.�
>>
>> �Always drink upstream from the herd.�
>>
>> �Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that
>> comes from bad judgment.�
>>
>> �Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than
>> puttin' it back in.�
>>
>> �If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some
>> influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.�
>>
>> And.........................................
>>
>>
>>
>> **
>>
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