[BITList] Spelling

[franka]

    Spelling to get into Heaven


    A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for
    Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.
    She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her
    parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died
    before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello -
    How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."

    When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a
    wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint
    Peter told her.
    "Which word?" the woman asked.
    "Love."
    The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into
    Heaven.
    About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to
    watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.

    While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband
    arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you
    been?"
    "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told
    her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while
    you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the
    little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my
    wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in
    Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and
    here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"
    "You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
    "Which word?" her husband asked.
    "Czechoslovakia."
    Moral of the story:  Never make a woman angry... There will be Hell
    to pay later!






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