[BITList] Africans...
franka
franka at iinet.net.au
Tue Jul 26 15:29:16 BST 2011
A twin-engine plane has an engine failure and the altitude and speed
are decreasing rapidly.The pilot speaks over the intercom ... "I'm
sorry it has come to this ladies and gentlemen, but unfortunately we
are going to have to jettison the luggage in order for the aircraft
to remain airborne".Baggage is thrown out but still the plane's
speed continues to decrease. Once again the pilot gets on the
intercom, "I hate to do this folks but in order to save the majority
we are going to have to start off-loading some passengers. The only
fair way is to do this alphabetically, so we'll start with the
letter 'A'"."Africans? Are there any Africans on board?" There was
no answer so the pilot calls, "Black people, are there any black
people on board?"Again silence."C - coloured people? Are there any
coloured people on board?" Silence.A little black boy sitting near
the rear of the plane turned to his mother and said, "Mum, ain't we
African? Ain't we black?" Ain't we coloured?"She replied, "Yes son
but for the purpose of this exercise we is Niggers. Let them do the
Muslims first".
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