[BITList] You Tell'em Girl...

[franka]

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*He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got 
nothing to put in it**
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?*





*He said to me .... . .......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?**
I said to him .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink 
while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart*




*He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money 
I gave you?**
I said to him . ......****Turn sideways and look in the mirror!*




*He said to me.. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?**
I said to him ... . They don't have time.*






*He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet 
paper?**
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.*






*He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, 
caring and Good- looking?**
I said to him . .. . They already have boyfriends.*




*He said to me...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 
every night?**
I said to him. . .. A widow.*




*He said to me.... Why are**__**_married_****women heavier 
than**__**_single_****women?**
I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge 
and go to bed**.**Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to 
the fridge.*




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