[BITList] MURPHY LAW

[franka]

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    *Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.*


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    To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.*

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    The road to success?

    Is always under construction.

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    Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but

    if you think again, neither does Milk.

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    In order to get a Loan,

    you first need to prove that you don't need it.

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    All the desirable things in life are either illegal, *

    *expensive or fattening **or *

    *married to someone else.*


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    Since Light travels faster than Sound,

    people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

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    Everyone has a scheme of getting rich,

    Which never works.

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    If at first you don't succeed?

    Destroy all evidence that you ever tried!

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    You can never determine which side of the bread to butter.

    If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

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    Anything dropped on the floor,

      will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

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    As soon as you mention something,

    if it is good, it is taken...

    if it is bad, it happens!

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    He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.*

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    If you come early, the bus is late.

    If you come late, the bus is still late...

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    Once you have bought something,

    you will find the same item being sold somewhere else

    at a cheaper price.

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    When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and

    the person in front of you will always

    have the most complex of transactions.

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    If you have paper, you don't have a pen.

    If you have a pen, you don't have paper.

    If you have both, no one calls.

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    Especially for students - If you have bunked the class, the
    professor has taken attendance.

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    You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.*

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    The door bell or your mobile will always ring

    when you are in the bathroom.

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    After a long wait for bus no. 20,

    two 20 number buses will always pull in together

    and the bus which you get in will be

    more crowded than the other.

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    If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.*

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    Irrespective of the direction of the wind,

    the smoke from the cigarette will always

    tend to go to the non-smoker!

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    *Regards, Me*






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