[BITList] Glasgow

[John Feltham]

>From the Townsville Bulletin today.

Ah, Glasgow

TWO Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all going pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got everything' organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night."

Archie nods approvingly.

"I've even bought a kilt to be married in," continues Jimmy.

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that. Whit's the tartan?"

"Och," says Jimmy, "A'd imagine she'll be in white."


http://www.townsvillebulletin.com.au/article/2011/07/01/243981_about_town.html



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