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     Boudin [cajun sausage]

    Everyone is in a hurry to scream  'racism' these days!
     
    Boudreaux asks a store  clerk, 'In what aisle could I find the  boudin?'
     
    The clerk looks at him and says,  'Are you Cajun?'
     
    Boudreaux (clearly offended)  says, 'Well, yes I am.
    But let me ask you  something.
     
    If I had asked for Italian  sausage, would you ask me if I was  Italian?
     
    Or if I had a asked for German  Bratwurst,
    would you ask me if I was  German?
     
    Or if I asked for a kosher hot  dog.
    would you ask me if I was Jewish?
     
    Or  if I had asked for a taco,
    would you ask if I was  Mexican?'
     
    'If I asked for some Irish  whiskey,
    would you ask if I  was  Irish?'
     
    The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably  wouldn't!'
     
    With deep self-righteous  indignation, Boudreaux says,
    'Well then, why did you  ask me if I'm Cajun because I asked for  boudin?'
     
    The clerk replied,  "Because  you're in Home  Depot!" [ a hardware store] 

          
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