[BITList] The parachute

[Michael Feltham]

Very good, Frank !

Mike
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On 13 Jan 2011, at 06:46, franka wrote:


> 
> 
> An aeroplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only
> 4
> parachutes.
> 
> The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world
> needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and left
> the plane.
> 
> The second passenger, Julia Gillard, said "I am the prime Minister of
> Australia and I am the smartest woman in Australian history, so
> Australia's
> people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute and jumped out
> of the plane.
> 
> The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator and a decorated war
> hero from the Army of the United States of America." So he grabbed the
> parachute next to him and jumped.
> 
> The fourth passenger, ex-President George W. Bush, said to the fifth
> passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life and served
> my
> country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
> last
> parachute."
> 
> The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. President. There's a parachute
> left
> for you. Australia's smartest woman took my schoolbag."
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 




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