[BITList] : Prostate check-up

[franka]

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*Prostate check-up*

A man goes to his doctor for his physical and

Gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When

He gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very

Pretty female doctor.

The *female *doctor says, "I'm going to check your

Prostate today, but this new procedure is a little

Different from what you are probably used to. I

Want you to lie on your right side, bend your

Knees, then while I check your prostate, take a

Deep breath and say, '99'.

The guy obeys and says,"99".

The doctor says, "Great".  Now turn over on your

Left side and again, while repeat the check, take a

Deep breath and say, '99"..

Again, the guy says, '99'."

The doctor said, “Very good”. Now then, I want

You to lie on your back with your knees raised

Slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with

This hand, and with the other hand I'm going to

Hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.

Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.

The guy begins, "One ... Two ...Three".

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*You don't stop laughing because you grow old.*

*You grow old because you stop laughing*

	

	




	



	





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