[BITList] The economy. Solution - PRP.

[franka]

think we might have seen this before
frank

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                Dear Mr. Cameron,
                 >
                 > Please find below our suggestion for fixing Britain
                's economy.
                 >
                 > Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that
                will squander the
                 > money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the
                following plan - you
                 >can call it the /Patriotic Retirement Plan/:-
                 >
                 > There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work
                force.
                 >
                 > Pay them £1 million each severance for early
                retirement with the
                 > following stipulations:
                 >
                 > 1) They MUST retire.
                 >
                 > Ten million job openings - Unemployment fixed
                 >
                 >
                 > 2) They MUST buy a new British car.
                 >
                 > Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed.
                 >
                 >
                 > 3)  They MUST either buy a house or pay off their
                mortgage -
                 >
                 > Housing Crisis fixed.
                 >
                 >
                 > 4) They MUST send their kids to
                school/college/university -
                 >
                 > Crime rate fixed.
                 >
                 >
                 > 5)  They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a
                week .....
                 >
                 >
                 > and there's your money back in duty/tax etc.
                 >
                 >
                 > 6) Instead of stuffing around with the carbon emissions
                 > trading scheme that makes us pay for the major polluters,
                 > tell the greedy bastards to reduce their pollution
                emissions
                 > by 75% within 5 years or they will be shut down.
                 >
                 > It can't get any easier than that!
                 >
                 > P.S. If still more money is needed, have all members
                of parliament pay back
                 > their falsely claimed expenses and second home
                allowances.
                 >
                 > Yours sincerely,
                 >
                 > The people of Britain.
                 >
                 >If you think this would work, please forward to
                everyone you know.
                 > If not, please disregard.






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