[BITList] Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day!!!

[franka]

    FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
    In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter
    and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a
    discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of
    their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists
    had no such recognized days.

    The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the
    passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel
    declaring,*"Case dismissed!" *

    The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your
    honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have
    Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and
    Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays.."

    The judge leaned forward in his chair saying:

    */"But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant." /*

    The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special
    observance or holiday for atheists.."

    The judge said, */"The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day.
    Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'
    Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says
    there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.
    Court is adjourned."/ *

    You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!

    This is too good not to forward!!

    In GOD  we trust.









	


	


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