[BITList] Fwd: Dead cow lecture at vet school (too funny to keep)

[Michael Feltham]

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  Can you believe this?
 
Subject: FW: Dead cow lecture at vet school (too funny to keep)

   
  
First-year students at the Vet School were attending their first 
anatomy
class, with a real  dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery 
table
with  the body covered with a white sheet.
 
The  professor started the class by telling them, "In 
Veterinary  medicine
it is necessary to have two important qualities  as a doctor: the 
first
is that you not be disgusted by  anything involving the animal 
body".  For
an  example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his  finger in 
the
butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck  his finger in his mouth. 
"Go
ahead and do the same  thing," he told his students.
 
The students  freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, 
but  eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the butt of  the dead cow and sucking 
on it.
 
When everyone  finished, the Professor looked at them and said,  "the
second most important quality is observation. I  stuck in my middle
finger and sucked on my index finger.  Now learn to pay attention. 
Life's
tough, but it's even  tougher if you're stupid.."