[BITList] nudist colony

[franka]

A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took 
off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite 
blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection. The woman 
noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'did you call for me?' 
The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?' She said, 'You must be new 
here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it 
implies you called for me.' Smiling, she led him to the side of the 
swimming pool, laid down on a towel, eagerly pulled him to her and 
happily let him have his way with her. Later, the man continued to 
explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat 
down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the 
steam room toward him. 'Did you call for me? ' asked the hairy man. 'No, 
what do you mean?' replied the newcomer. 'You must be new.' answered the 
hairy man. 'It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for 
me.' The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had 
his way with the newcomer. The newcomer staggered back to the colony 
office where he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I 
help you?' she asked. 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key 
back and you can keep the $500 membership fee. I am quitting.' 'But, 
Sir,' she replied, 'you have only been here a few hours. You have not 
had a chance to see all our facilities.' 'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. 
I only get an erection once a fortnight, but I fart 15 times a day. I'm 
outta here.'
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