[BITList] New 2012 Ford

[John Feltham]

The New 2012 Ford 


Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car     
for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the
'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be
able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where 
it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and 
can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on     
cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and
horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have
curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for
fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are
baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint
may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it
is best to lease one, and replace it each year.
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