[BITList] Mule Lottery

[franka]

    Dad & Dave saw an ad in theDaily Newspaperin Geelong , Victoria .
    And bought a mulefor $100.


    The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.

    The next morning the farmer drove up and said,"Sorry, fellows, I
    have some bad news, the mule died last night.."



    Dad & Dave replied,"Well, then just give us our money back."



    The farmer said,"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."



    They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."



    The farmer asked, "What in the world ya gonna do with a dead mule?"



    Dad said, "We're gonna raffle him off."


    The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"



    Dad said, "We shore can!  Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"


    A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Dad & Dave at the local
    grocery store and asked.

    "What'd you fellers ever dowith that deadmule?"

    They said,"We raffled himoff like we said we wuz gonna do."

    Dad said,"Hell, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made
    a profit of $898."

    The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"

    Dave said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So wegave him his
    two dollars back."

    Dad & Dave now work for the Gillard government.


    They're financial advisers to Wayne Swan Australia 's finance minister.




    Limit all Australian politicians to two terms.
    One in office
    One in prison




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