[BITList] Alcoholic

[franka]

    *In an alcohol  factory the regular taster died and the director
    started looking for a  new one to hire.

    A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to  apply for the position. *
    *
    The director of the factory wondered how to  send him away.
    *
    *They tested  him.

    They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it  and said,
    "It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on  a north slope,
    matured in steel containers."
    "That’s  correct", said the boss.

    Another glass.
    "It’s red wine ,  Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope,
    oak  barrels."
    "Correct."

    The director was astonished.
    He winked  at his secretary to suggest something.

    She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic  tried it.

    "It’s a blond, 26 years old, pregnant in the  third month.
    And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also tell  who’s the  father!"*




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