[BITList] Seniors Rule!

Tue Apr 5 03:57:02 BST 2011

Some new some old
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    Gotta love seniors

    *Who says**senior citizens  don't wear stylish clothes.   Hah!!*

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    During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine
    whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
    "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a
    teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
    "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket
    because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

    "No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a
    bed near the window?"

    ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON … OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? :

    *A short neurological test***
    *
    1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.*

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

    2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.*

    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999*

    3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.*

    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can
    cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great
    and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.*

    Congratulations!*
    Oh. One more test....
    Find the 44^th    USAPresident.

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    Well, congratulations, you're not colour blind either!

    *

    SENIOR CITIZENS**
    ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS! **

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    HEARING AIDS

    BAND AIDS

    ROLL AIDS

    WALKING AIDS

    MEDICAL AIDS

    GOVERNMENT AIDS

    MOST OF ALL,****

    MONETARY AIDS TO THEIR KIDS!**
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    Not forgetting HIV (Hair is Vanishing)****
    Give me the grace to see a joke, **
    **To get some humour out of life,*

    ***
    ***

-- 

J

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