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[Michael Feltham]

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Date: 4 April 2011 14:57:08 GMT+01:00

Subject: : A Cows Tail]


A Cow's Tail

                A man staggered into a hospital with a  concussion, 
multiple  bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped  tightly 
around 
his  throat.

                Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened  to 
YOU?'

                'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with  my 
wife, 
when  at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf  balls into a field 
of 
cattle.
                 We went to look for them and while I was 
looking  around I 
noticed  one of the cows had something white at its rear  end.'

                'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure  enough, 
there 
was  a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -  stuck right in the 
middle 
of  the cow's huge fanny.

                Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to 
my  wife, 
'Hey,  this looks like yours!''

                'I don't remember much after  that'  
   


 
 


 
 
   
       

 

 
 
 

 
 
 

 
 
    
       

 




 

 
 
    
       

 
 

 
 
    
       

 
 

 
 
 

 
 
    
       

 
 
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