[BITList] Little Firefighter

[David Harvey]

*Little Firefighter*


If you don't laugh at this one, you're not breathing…..

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station,

When he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little
ladders

Hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire
truck,' the
Firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied. The Firefighter looked a little closer.  The
girl had tied
The wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.


'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want
To tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that
Rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. '

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but
Then I wouldn't have a siren.'

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