[BITList] Thursday Funny

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*Sweet Tea*

*A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.*

*The Doctor asks: "What happened?"*

*The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband 
comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."*

*The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband 
comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it 
in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to 
bed and is asleep."*

*Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh 
and reborn.*

*The woman says: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my 
husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and 
swished, and he didn't touch me! How does the tea do that?"*

*The Doctor says: "The tea does bugger all, it's keeping your mouth shut 
that does the trick?"** *




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