[BITList] Fwd: Best Come Back Line Ever

[Michael Feltham]

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From: "Don Crellin" <
Date: 17 September 2010 14:35:08 GMT+01:00
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Subject: Fw: Best Come Back Line Ever




 


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 

 
 
 
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> Police work must be entertaining as well as dangerous .
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> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in
> a pumpkin patch 00.01 a.m. on Friday.
> 
> On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged
> with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public
> intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch
> on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know
> how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for
> miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated in a
> telephone interview.
> 
> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked
> out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in
> it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I was really into it,
> you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.
> 
> In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching
> police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor
> approached him. 'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said
> Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this
> pumpkin.' Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she
> approached Lawrence.
> 
> 'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a
> pumpkin?'
> 
> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked
> me straight in the face and said... 
> 
> 'A pumpkin? Shit...is it midnight already?'
> 
> This was in the Washington Post...the title of the article was 'Best Come
> Back Line Ever.' 
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