[BITList] old dog

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        *A wealthy Old Gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in
        Africa , taking his faithful, elderly dog named Killer, along
        for the company.**
        **
        One day the old dog starts chasing rabbits and before long,
        discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard
        heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

        The old dog thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing
        some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles**
        **down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching
        cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old dog exclaims
        loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there
        are any more around here?"

        Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike,
        a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the
        trees. "Whew!" says the leopard, "That was close! That old dog
        nearly had me!"

        Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a
        nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and
        trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes, but
        the old dog sees him heading after the leopard with great speed,
        and figures that something must be up.**
        **
        The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans
        and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.**
        **
        The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says,
        "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to
        that conniving canine!"**
        **
        Now, the old dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his
        back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of
        running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers,
        pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close
        enough to hear, the old dog says,"Where's that damn monkey? I
        sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"**_
        _**_
        Moral of this story..._**
        Don't mess with the old dogs... age and skill will always
        overcome youth and treachery! BS and brilliance only come with
        age and experience.

        If you don't send this to** **some "old" friends right away
        there will be fewer people laughing in the world. Of course, I
        am in no way insinuating that you are old, some are just more
        "youthfully challenged."

        You did notice the size of the print, didn't you?*

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