[BITList] DONT ASK QUESTIONS.....IT JUST HAPPENS

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                *gangster: Woman with sunglasses stock photos*
                <http://www.inmagine.com/ispc072/ispc072024-photo>

                *
                **What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he
                failed his examination?*

                *
                " Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, **
                **but I never told them anything!!"**

                **


                **casino: Man resting head in hands at game table in
                casino stock photos *
                <http://www.inmagine.com/pdv272/pdv272036-photo>*

                **What's the difference between people **
                **who pray in church and those who pray in casinos? *

                *
                **The ones in the casinos are serious. **

                **



                **steal bicycle: A thief stealing a bike stock photos*
                <http://www.inmagine.com/ie057/ie057074-photo>*

                **When I was young I used to pray for a bike, **then I
                realized that God doesn't work that way, **
                **so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. **
                **



                **intelligence: Boy sitting on the couch reading book
                stock photos *
                <http://www.inmagine.com/ins032/ins032016-photo>*

                **A little boy went up to his father and asked:**
                **"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"* *
                **His father replied: **
                **" Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,
                **because I still have mine!"**

                **


                **intelligence: Asian male college student writing at
                desk stock photos *
                <http://www.inmagine.com/bld129/bld129234-photo>*

                **John's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying:**
                **"John seems to be a very bright boy, **
                **but spends too much of his time thinking about girls."**
                **The mother wrote back the next day:**
                **"If you find a solution, please advise. **
                **I have the same problem with his father!"** *









    -- 
    Deepak Verma
    +91-9871990909



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