[BITList] Fwd: POOF and the light goes off

[Michael Feltham]

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From: "pkhewitt" 
Date: 29 October 2010 12:09:41 GMT+01:00

Subject: Fw: POOF and the light goes off

 
Subject: Fw: POOF and the light goes off

 








POOF and the light goes off 

A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Jerry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'

Jerry replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off.'

'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Jerry's wife. ' Ginger ,' he says, 'Jerry is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof*! The light goes off?' 

'OH MY GOD!' Ginger exclaims.  'He's peeing in the fridge again!!!!'       

 






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