[BITList] Woman Marine Pilot ~ A Truly Touching Story

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    *The Woman Marine Pilot

    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:  Get their
    parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.  The
    next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their
    stories.

    There were all the regular types of stuff:  spilled milk and pennies
    saved.  But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only
    Janie was left.

    "Janie, do you have a story to share?"

    'Yes ma'am.  My daddy told me a story about my Mommy.  She was a
    Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit.  She had to
    bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of
    whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
    cid:X.MA1.1283360612 at aol.com

    She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break,
    and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi
    troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of
    bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and
    then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

    ''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher.  What did your Daddy
    tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"

    "Don't fuck with Mommy when she's been drinking."

    I love these touching stories!

    *




    	

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