[BITList] GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE

[John Feltham]

GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE
 
Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please Leave your message 
after you hear the beep. 
 
 
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in 
order of "arrival" 
 
 
so we know who it is. 
 
Then

If you need us to stay with the children, press 2 
If you want to borrow the car, press 3 
If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4 
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5 
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6 
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your 
home, press 7 
 
If you want to come to eat here, press 8 
If you need money, dial 9 
 
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater,
start talking. We are listening !!!!!!!!!!!" 
 
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