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Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and
Grandfathers is?

Well here it is



A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a Sunday
morning available when he would take his 7-year old granddaughter for a
drive in the car for some bonding time -- just him and his
granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and just wanted to stay
in bed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would
take their granddaughter out in the car.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see how
her Grandfather was.

'Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?'

'Great, Grandpa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what?

We didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard, dick-head or wanker
anywhere today!'

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?