[BITList] Let me tell you about my weekend

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*A** white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday *
*evening with a beautiful young blonde at his side. *

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**He told the jeweler that he was looking for a special ring for 
his girlfriend.*

*
**The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. 
The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and 
brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only
$40,000," he said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled, her ample breasts heaved and her whole 
body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take 
it."

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By 
cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque clears so I'll write it 
now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and 
I'll pick the ring up on Monday **afternoon**" he said.. *


On* Monday morning, the jeweller 'phoned the old man and said 
"Sir, there's no money in that account"** *
* **
**"I know," said the old man, "but let me tell you about my weekend!"


**All Seniors Aren't Senile** **!!!!!*












	

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