[BITList] IRISH SAUSAGES

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*IRISH SAUSAGES *

*Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money 
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. *
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Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' *
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He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large 
sausage. *
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Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!' *
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Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.' *
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He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness 
and two glasses of Jamieson Whiskey. *
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Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be 
in? We haven't got any money!!' *
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Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! ' *
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They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage 
through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.' *
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The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. *
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They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for 
free. *
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At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more 
of this.I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!' *
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Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I 
lost the sausage in.' *






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