[BITList] Irish Blond in a Casino

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    IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

    A gorgeous blonde arrived at the casino. She seemed a little
    intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the
    dice.

    She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
    completely nude'.

    With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with
    an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
    squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

    She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
    clothes and quickly departed.

    The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
    Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

    The other answered,
    'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

    MORAL OF THE STORY -

    Not all Irish are drunks.
    Not all blondes are dumb.
    But all men... are men












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