[BITList] Defective Parrot

[FS]

            A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on
            a little perch.. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy
            says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?'

            The parrot says, 'I was born this way.. I'm a defective parrot.'

            'Holy crap,' the guy replies.. 'You actually understood and
            answered me!'

            'I got every word,' says the parrot. 'I happen to be a
            highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird.'

            'Oh yeah?' the guy asks, 'Then answer this - how do you hang
            onto your perch without any feet?'

            'Well,' the parrot says, 'this is very embarrassing, but
            since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar
            like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers.'

            'Wow,' says the guy. 'You really can understand and speak
            English, can't you?'

            'Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can
            converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic:
            politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm
            especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me.
            I'd be a great companion.'

            The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. 'Sorry, but I just
            can't afford that.'

            'Pssssssst,' says the parrot, 'I'm defective, so the truth
            is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can
            probably get me for $20. Just make the guy an offer!'

            The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.

            Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational....

            He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a
            great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and
            he's insightful. The guy is delighted.

            One day the guy comes home from work, and the parrot says,
            'Psssssssssssst,' and motions him over with one wing. 'I
            don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about
            your wife and the UPS man.'

            'What are you talking about?' asks the guy.

            'When the UPS man delivered a package today, your wife
            greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie..'

            'WHAT???' the guy asks incredulously. 'THEN what happened?'

            'Well, then the UPS man came into the house and lifted up
            her nightie and began petting her all over,' reported the
            parrot.

            'NO!' he exclaims. 'And she let him?'

            'Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on
            his knees and began to kiss her all over.....'

            Then the frantic guy demands, 'THEN WHAT HAPPENED?'

            'Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!'



            *

            If this doesn't make you laugh, you're having a really bad
            day.*

            -- 








-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20101124/df96d456/attachment.shtml