[BITList] Ducks in Heaven

Wed Nov 24 10:13:34 GMT 2010

DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!

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**Three women die together in an accident***
**And go to heaven.*******

**When they get there, St. Peter says,***
**'We only have one rule here in heaven:**
**Don't step on the ducks!' ***

**So they enter heaven, and sure enough,***
**There are ducks all over the place.**
**It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,**
**And although they try their best to avoid them,**
**The first woman accidentally steps on one. ***

**Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.***
**St. Peter chains them together and says,**
**'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to**
**Spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'**
**The next day,**
**The second woman steps accidentally on a duck**
**And along comes St. Peter,**
**Who doesn't miss a thing.**
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**With him is another extremely ugly man.***
**He chains them together**
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**With the same admonishment as for the first woman. **

**The third woman has observed all this and,***
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**Not wanting to be chained***
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**For all eternity to an ugly man, is very,***
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**VERY careful where she steps. **

**She manages to go months***
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**Without stepping on any ducks,***
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**But***
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**One day St.Peter comes up to her***
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**With the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on***
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**.... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.***

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**St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. **

**The happy woman says,***
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**'I wonder what I did to deserve being***
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**Chained to you for all of eternity?' **

**The guy says,*** *
**'I don't know about you,*** *
**But I stepped on a **
**Duck. ***

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**This one is really worth passing on***

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