[BITList] Centrelink

[FS]

  A bloke goes into the Centrelink Job Centre in Geelong and sees a card 
advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

  "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the girl 
behind the desk.

  The Centrelink Assistant sorts through her files and replies.

"Oh, yes, here it is. OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for 
the gynecologist."

  "You have to help the ladies out of their clothes and underwear, lie 
them down and gently wash their nether regions.

  Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair, then rub 
in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.."

  "There's a starting annual salary of $85,000, but you're going to have 
to go to Mount Gambier in South Australia . "

  "Oh, Is that where the job is?" he asks.

  "No," replied the assistant, "that's the end of the queue."