[BITList] Up there in Alaska

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>  Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.
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>  Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in
>  Alaska as far from humanity as possible.
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>  He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise
>  it's total peace and quiet.
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>  After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his
>  door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
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>  'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a
>  Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about
>  5:00...'
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>  'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local
>  folks Thank you.'
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>  As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'.'
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>  'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink
>  with
>  the best of 'em'.
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>  Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.
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>  'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'
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>  'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! ..
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>  I'll be there. Thanks again.'
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>  'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'
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>  'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've
>  been
>  all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.. By the way, what
>  should
>  I wear?'
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>  'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'
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