[BITList] Fridge door

[FS]

*_Note found on the refrigerator_*

*My Dear Wife:*
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value 
you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this note, I hope t hat you 
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening 
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be 
upset, I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found thefollowing note on 
the dining room table.........

*
My Dear Husband:*
I received your note and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 
years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you 
are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local 
school. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will
be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the 
assistant soccer coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 
18 years old.

As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you 
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one 
small difference - 18 goes into54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18!!

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow afternoon.



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