[BITList] Scottish Joke!!

[John Feltham]

Two Pakistani men emigrate to Scotland , and agree to meet two years later to see who has become the most Scottish. 
 
Two years pass.  
 
They meet and the first one says "I have a Scotland football jersey,  I drink Scotch whisky and eat haggis every week, I've joined a pipe  band, I own a Scottie dog, I wear a kilt everywhere, I salmon fish  and I play golf ......... That's how Scottish I am.  How Scottish have you become?  
 
The second one replies
 
"AWAY TAE F**K YA PAKI BASTIT!"

 
 
 
 
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