[BITList] THE NUN AND THE HIPPIE

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 > THE NUN AND THE HIPPIE

 > A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.
 > He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"
 >

 > "No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
 > She stands up, and Gets off at the next stop.
 >
 > The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:
 > "I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!"
 >
 > "Yeah?", says the hippie.
 >
 > "Yeah!", say the bus driver.
 > "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray,
 > so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood,
 > put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard,
 > and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."
 >
 > The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery
 > dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
 >
 > "I am God," he declares to the nun,
 > keeping the hood low about his Face.
 > "Have sex with me."
 >
 > The nun agrees without question,
 > but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex,
 > as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
 >
 > 'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.
 > As he finishes,
 > he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
 >
 > "Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"
 >
 > "Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!





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