[BITList] The River

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Thu Nov 4 02:56:14 GMT 2010



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                            *THE RIVER*

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                            Three men were hiking through a forest...
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                            When they came upon a large raging, violent
                            river.
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                            Needing to get to the other side, the first
                            man prayed:
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                            "God, please give me the strength to cross
                            the river."

                            Poof!!!
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                            God gave him big arms and strong legs...
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                            And he was able to swim across in about 2
                            hours,
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                            Having almost drowned twice.
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                            After witnessing that, the second man
                            prayed:
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                            "God, please give me strength and the tools
                            to cross the river
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                            Poof!!!
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                            God gave him a kayak and strong arms and
                            strong legs...
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                            And he was able to row acrossÂ
                            In about an hour
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                            After almost capsizing once
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                            Seeing what happened to the first two men,
                            The third man prayed:
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                            "God, please give me the strength, the tools
                            and the intelligence to cross the river
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                        Poof!!!
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                        *HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
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                        She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards
                        upstream...
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                        And walked across the bridge
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                        *Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the
                        way your wife told you!Â
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                        *Have a wonderful Woman's Day !!!

                        GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD
                        LAUGHÂ
                        AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!
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