[BITList] The River
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Thu Nov 4 02:56:14 GMT 2010
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*THE RIVER*
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Three men were hiking through a forest...
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When they came upon a large raging, violent
river.
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Needing to get to the other side, the first
man prayed:
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"God, please give me the strength to cross
the river."
Poof!!!
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God gave him big arms and strong legs...
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And he was able to swim across in about 2
hours,
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Having almost drowned twice.
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After witnessing that, the second man
prayed:
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"God, please give me strength and the tools
to cross the river
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Poof!!!
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God gave him a kayak and strong arms and
strong legs...
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And he was able to row acrossÂ
In about an hour
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After almost capsizing once
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Seeing what happened to the first two men,
The third man prayed:
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"God, please give me the strength, the tools
and the intelligence to cross the river
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Poof!!!
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*HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
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She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards
upstream...
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And walked across the bridge
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*Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the
way your wife told you!Â
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*Have a wonderful Woman's Day !!!
GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD
LAUGHÂ
AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!
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