[BITList] HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES

[KENNETH567 at aol.com]

Subject: How to Save the Airlines






HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES? 


















HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES? 








Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in  the first place.


Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What  
the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?


The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party  
atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this  
country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.


Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus  
saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could 
charge  the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips,  
including lap dances and 'special services.'


Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked  
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry  
would see record revenues.


This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden  
opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.


Why didn't Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything  
myself?


Sincerely,

Tiger Woods 

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